bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.
I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Call him single
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i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying
Whoever pitched this commercial deserves a big bonus, god, 60 seconds to tearsville
SON OF A BITCH
DAMMIT I LOST IT