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Text Post Mon, Aug. 25, 2014 287,055 notes

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via triplecheeseburgerwithbacon)






Photo Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 19,509 notes

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Photo Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 342,108 notes

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

(Source: littleanimalgifs, via the-absolute-best-gifs)




Video Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 406,481 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

(Source: sherlockswift, via arctichvrry)




Text Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 117,498 notes

cnnbreaking:

white people: this mint gum is spicy

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Photo Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 614,174 notes

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Text Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 306,897 notes

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

image

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Text Post Fri, Aug. 22, 2014 2,425 notes

shredtheaqua:

When I’m with someone I always think about the future. Whether that’s with a friendship or relationship, there’s no point in investing my time into someone I don’t see in my life down the road. Life’s too short for mediocre relationships. I want the ones that set your soul on fire, that make you feel alive and the ones that give you confidence that 50 years from now you can still be the same kind of crazy, regardless of saggy skin and wheelchairs.

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Quote Post Thu, Aug. 21, 2014 61,225 notes

“I wanted you to fight for me and you didn’t.”


10 word story (via despre-noi-doi)

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Text Post Tue, Aug. 19, 2014 134,932 notes

iceheavy-branches:

I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

(via waiting4fallingstars)






Text Post Tue, Aug. 19, 2014 413,692 notes

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via stayfiercestaykawaii)






Quote Post Tue, Aug. 19, 2014 101,922 notes

“I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.”


I have become rather fearful I suppose. (via jaideisnotjustagem)

(Source: dollpoetry, via stayfiercestaykawaii)





Photo Post Sat, Aug. 16, 2014 185,569 notes

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

(via tooyoungtooinlove)




Video Post Sat, Aug. 16, 2014 223,932 notes

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Text Post Sat, Aug. 16, 2014 149,221 notes

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

(via kissmychode)





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