I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Call him single
i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying
Whoever pitched this commercial deserves a big bonus, god, 60 seconds to tearsville
SON OF A BITCH
DAMMIT I LOST IT
the best thing ever is when a bunch of people are waiting outside an empty classroom because they think it’s locked but none of them checked so you get there and check and it’s unlocked and they’re like “oh”
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